Substitite Teaching Giggles

Today will be my third day in a row to substitute teach at my girls' school. Honestly the money is nice, but I really miss my blog and I feel like I am neglecting my work. I am runnig on "E" as I gear up for another day subbing. I know now why I was never cut out to actually teach school....just volunteer and sub from time to time. I could really use some R&R (maybe check in at destin fl hotels for a few days). Still I thought you would enjoy some of the things said to me over the last few days.

Geography Class:
student: What are cardinal directions?
me: That means the four main directions on a map North South East West
student: so nothing to do with birds at all? (while quickly erasing whatever he wrote)

Journal writing:
student: Can You buy lions at a pet shop?
me: No, that is considered an exotic wildlife and really just for zoos and wildlife preserves.
student: my grandma makes preserves all the time not with animals though.

Math:
me: 4th graders! I know your hot from P.E. but if you will sit still for a moment it will get cooler in here.
student: (mumbling to himself) still not as hot as Rebecca

ewww, were just talking about my daughter you little perv!!!!!